Start writing Here are some funny business jokes to lighten the mood:
- Why did the doughnut maker retire?
He was tired of the hole business! - What happens when business slows down at a medicine factory?
You can hear a cough drop. - Why did the electrician close business once a week?
Because business was light. - What did the ruthless businessperson say to their employees?
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re fired! - How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they’ve already automated it. - Why did the banker fall overboard from a sailboat?
When asked if he could float alone, he replied, “Obviously, but this is a heck of a time to talk business.” - Why was the HR manager calm?
Because she knew how to manage expectations! - My boss is very easygoing, he told me not to think of him as the boss, but as a friend who is never wrong.
- I told my female colleague she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised. - The best way to make a small fortune in the stock market?
Start with a large fortune.